Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
no. you can't hotbox the world.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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