Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so let's talk penis.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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