Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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