I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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