Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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