Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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