Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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