positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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