My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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