It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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