Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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