I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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