My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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