Your tits are I can't wait for
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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