I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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