she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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