It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize