Your dad touched me again.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
