Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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