Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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