How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I'm always down for nudity.
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