PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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