Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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