It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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