fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
