I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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