I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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