i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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