how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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