so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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