Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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