That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
