so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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