I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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