I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I will be naked everywhere
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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