Sponge bath it is.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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