hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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