that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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