Dual....:-)
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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