Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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