She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
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You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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