You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
