i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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