question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is her dick bigger than yours?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Randomize
