ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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