She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
its liver damage thursday
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