I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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