So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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