mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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