It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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