dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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