i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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