hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
That's intense
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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