My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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