There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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