My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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