Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Buhtt sex?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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