Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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