I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
How does one acquire holy water?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He has the fingertips of a God
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