TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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